Coalition of the Confused

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 186787 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/7/20

 Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

katiek2

From: katiek2

9/7/20

Di, I didn't know you were a conservative!  PTG's post defines our feelings exactly.

Thank you, PTG.

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/8/20

Mine too.

You'd be amazed what we have in common.

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/8/20

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

9/10/20

Observations of Wisdom  -=-  aka   Assorted  ‘Groans’ 
Venison for dinner again ? Oh deer !
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/11/20

Di (amina046) said:

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

From Stephen Fry:

"What blood type are you?"

"A"

"I said, what blood type are you?"

"O... B"

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/12/20

What are snails even trying to do?

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/12/20

It's just a general lament.

I mean really - think about it. 

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