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Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 194100 views.
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A farmer was seen in his field earlier today running around shouting and screaming and shooting everything in sight.....

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...it was Farmergeddon

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

4/23/18

Sorry Jenny I took this pic in your bathroom!

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

4/23/18

"If at first you don't frickassee, fry, fry a hen." -- Robert Kapelke.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

4/23/18

A moral Tale

http://www.nidokidos.org/threads/241301

 

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of  her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car - NOW !"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat.

They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceededto load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then  she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces f
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

4/23/18

Hah!!

There is a thread called Comic relief.  Most jokes go there.

This thread is for Pearls of Wisdom...

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

4/26/18

Useless fact of the Day!

Did you know that Betty White is older than sliced bread!

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