Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
a bat that has broken British records by flying more than 1,200 miles from London to Russia.
It's thought the journey by the Nathusius pipistrelle - which weighed just 8g - may be longest bat migration ever undertaken globally.
Sadly its epic flight ended in the jaws of cat and the poor bat died from its injuries.
Aw!! Stupid cat!
Reached the national news replacing all our Brexit problems!