Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Why do you keep doing this to me??!!
Aw, it's just a cuddly pet . . .
That's a Darwin Awards finalist if I ever saw one!
Those are great!!
Much less scary!
Although we should not laugh about the handicapped
If you have to be a bird in a crocodile's mouth, you better pick its teeth or get out of there!