Coalition of the Confused

Hosted by Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Comic Relief   The Lounge

Started 7/25/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 206626 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


They probably put extra shrimp on the barbie

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)


Cuckoo Clock
The lady said . . .
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

From: Harold27Z


it sounds like he was cuckolded.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Oh the dirty mind!! LOL

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


No joke

Western Cape Safely Home #ItCanWait Case Study

How a Western Cape Government PSA became the most watched South African ad of all time.


From: ramseylurker


There are only two ways out of marriage, death and divorce. 

I've escaped with my life once. 


From: Harold27Z


I was unaware of that ad because I don't waste time on Facebook nor twitter.

How ironic, if the government were concerned with road safety, why have I NEVER seen police wearing seat belts ?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


Is that accident at the end real?