Here's what gets me.
I believe it is agreed that the filthiest and possibly most popular limerick ever written is the one about the man from Nantucket:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it!"
Given that the women's liberation movement has been going on for decades, I am surprised that no one has written a similar limerick with a woman as the subject. I have corrected that oversight:
There once was a gal from Nantucket
Whose cunt was so sweet she would suck it.
She said with a grin
As she wiped off her chin,
"If that stick were a dick, I would fuck it!"
There is no need to thank me. Just reading it is reward enough.
I rest my case.
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From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)
8/19/17
From http://culberson.blogspot.com/2013/03/
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Equal Opportunity Filthiest Limerick
From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)
8/20/17
There once was poet named Dan,
Whose limericks never would scan,
When asked why that was,
He said it's because
I try to get as many syllables in the last line as I possibly can.
From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)
8/21/17
Can you name all seven dwarfs off the top of your head? A lot of people can't, but to ruin this poster, which made me laugh, "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Doc," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Grumpy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sneezy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sleepy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Bashful," and "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Dopey." (FULL DISCLOSURE: I had to look up Bashful. SEE?)
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