HAH!!!

A friend wrote in my high-school yearbook:

"Spring has sprung,
The grass has riz,
I wonder where
The bunnies is"

As Peter Ustinov once said in an interview:

"That is to say, in not so many words, No."

As a friend and co-worker once said:

"No," he explained.

Or as Mike from The Young Ones once said:

"I don't want to say anything negative, but no."

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If former vice president Dan Quayle were still around, he would say that you misspelled "potatoe."

But then he also criticized the TV show "Murphy Brown" because the main character had a baby out of wedlock. Not Candice Bergen, who played Murphy, but the fictional character in the story. Quayle didn't get re-elected, but that was more on his boss, George H.W. Bush, than it was on Quayle. (I read that a woman was publishing a newsletter just containing Quayle's gaffs that she sold to journalists, and she was making $150,000 a year from her newsletter.)