Coalition of the Confused

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Afghanistan   Africa and the Middle East

Started 10/19/19 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 64144 views.
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

2/7/20

I spent decades programming in various languages including for mainframes and also Delphi / SQL.

My nephews assumed I would design games for them but they were sadly mistaken.

Once I pranked a liberal manager by amending a nationwide logon screen which asked for Profile + Password.  I added in a field for Ethnicity. 

SquaddyB

From: SquaddyB

2/7/20

Why are you still here?

Di said:  'stupidity was out!'  

 

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

2/8/20

Daily laugh delivered.

Thanks Harold.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

2/8/20

The enhancement had only been done on one device.  He assumed it had gone nationwide.

I modified an internal messaging system, to upset English speakers by specifying in Afrikaans: "Only Afrikaans, Dutch and Fanagalo are acceptable".

Another time, there was an internal ballot.   I forged half the ballot papers in favour of an illiterate affirmative.  The liberal boss went ape with me and my colleague. 

  • Edited February 8, 2020 3:43 am  by  Harold27Z
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

3/6/20

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3/7/20

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3/10/20

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3/11/20

BerrySteph

From: BerrySteph

3/14/20

Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:

Afghan President Ashraf Ghani is sworn in for a second term following a disputed election in September last year.

Why are the Afghans expected to accept a puppet government of collaborators, bribed to protect the poppy fields and save American soldiers from doing so?

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

3/26/20

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