Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
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I spent decades programming in various languages including for mainframes and also Delphi / SQL.
My nephews assumed I would design games for them but they were sadly mistaken.
Once I pranked a liberal manager by amending a nationwide logon screen which asked for Profile + Password. I added in a field for Ethnicity.
Why are you still here?
Di said: 'stupidity was out!'
Daily laugh delivered.
The enhancement had only been done on one device. He assumed it had gone nationwide.
I modified an internal messaging system, to upset English speakers by specifying in Afrikaans: "Only Afrikaans, Dutch and Fanagalo are acceptable".
Another time, there was an internal ballot. I forged half the ballot papers in favour of an illiterate affirmative. The liberal boss went ape with me and my colleague.
Jenifer (Zarknorph) said:
Afghan President Ashraf Ghani is sworn in for a second term following a disputed election in September last year.
Why are the Afghans expected to accept a puppet government of collaborators, bribed to protect the poppy fields and save American soldiers from doing so?