Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
In the Chinese horoscope you must be a skunk.
Whatever you say. Luckily I am not Chinese. Horrorscopes are an abumination because the source is the devil.
Deuteronomy 18:9-14 God condemns divination (horror-scopes), witchcraft, sorcery, interpreting omens or trying to contact the dead.
Go check for yourself lest you conclude I made it up all by myself.
I reckon you could have plenty more vices.
When I die, I want to be dumped at an enemy's house to stink them out.
But which one?
Good question. As soon as I decide, I will amend my will accordingly.