Coalition of the Confused

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Started Dec-12 by jra2750; 1641 views.
katiek2

From: katiek2

Jan-4

If that is a pic of your poncho, your wife crocheted, not knitted, it.  It is made up of crocheted "granny squares".  BTW, she did a VERY nice job of it.

  • Edited January 4, 2020 4:33 pm  by  katiek2
Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-4

Thank you.  She moans if I wear it back-the-front or upside-down or inside-out.   But I cannot tell the difference.  She also knots or crochettes clothes or blankets for worshipful babies and toddlers.  Most have cartoon characters which toddlers will soon recognize.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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Harold27Z said:

My offspring moan if I fetch them from school wearing my poncho, or stetsons or camoflage or purple crocs or a combination thereof.

Only because you do it on purpose.

Frankly, I think the ensemble sounds sensational... but I have been known for odd fashion choices.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-5

If I am not concerned about manufactured "world-opinion", why would I worry about infinitessimal individual sections thereof ?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-13

Harold27Z said:

why would I worry about infinitessimal individual sections thereof ?

Are you referring to your own kids?

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-13

Yes, kids included, because they are concerned about childish peer opinions.

Alas, I cannot find flares for love nor money.   I detest squashed-up pants with no space to conceal an ankle-holster for my Bill of Rights.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-21

Harold27Z said:

Alas, I cannot find flares for love nor money.

They'll come around again.

I was trying to find my mother a nice, simple - but dressy - top for Christmas.

She has a preference for more tailored clothes.

Unfortunately this season's summer fashions are a hideous mix of 1970's shapelessness and puffy sleeves with floral print.

It's like the 1970's threw up in Oklahoma!.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-21

No. These items are what she needs.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-22

Actually, you're spot on with the jacket!

But not the jeans.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

Jan-22

Multiple pockets are practical.  I suppose the jeans were not sufficiently flared for your liking.

Alas, I can no longer find safari-suits for myself.

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