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Am I allowed to make jokes here?   Fun and Games

Started 5/29/17 by PTG (anotherPTG); 9583 views.
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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

7/24/17

Did you hear about the deaf-mute who fell down a well and broke three fingers yelling for help?

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Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

8/3/17

Trying to tell a "Knock! Knock!" joke to the grumpy old man next door:

KID: "Knock! Knock!"

GOM: "Go AWAY!"

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

11/18/19

Did you hear about the 2 Irish bandits ?  Percy Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpercy.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

11/19/19

You poked Dan!

Thanks for letting us know he's still alive.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

11/19/19

I hate bandits.

Bandits don't yet have enough problems so they poke around looking for problems.

Suppose someone dived in to a cess-pit.  The guys in white coats would take him away to the mad-house.

But if he did the same thing on a smaller scale, he'd be honoured with a parade.

Common sense is very scarce.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

11/21/19

Hate is a wasted emotion that is only self-defeating.

Harold27Z

From: Harold27Z

11/21/19

When forced into a self-defence scenario a victim needs to hate to survive.  If you turn the other cheek, you will soon run out of cheeks.  Muggers deserve to die painfully.

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

11/23/19

Harold27Z said:

When forced into a self-defence scenario a victim needs to hate to survive.

No, they need adrenalin and an amygdala telling them to fight or flee.

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