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Started 10/6/17 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 211916 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

5/3/18

May the Fourth be with you - Star Wars Day Quiz!

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-04/star-wars-quiz-may-the-fourth-2018/9718716

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11/15 - Some of those were HARD!

2/10!!  *makes mental note to brush up on Aussie stuff before taking the bloody quiz!!*

Oomp (AstroLib)

From: Oomp (AstroLib)

5/4/18

>>He's got more hair than any of the others.<<

Wanna bet?  Apparently I'm the Duchess of Cambridge, and  it looks like she has more  than Harry, hopefully excepting  beard potential and chest hair.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

5/4/18

Not really a QUICK quiz but it is a quiz!

ubject:     Job application

Apparently this is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at
a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him
because he was so honest and  funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:  I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with
a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy super model who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

5/4/18

Oomp (AstroLib) said...

Apparently I'm the Duchess of Cambridge, and  it looks like she has more  than Harry, hopefully excepting  beard potential and chest hair.

Keep up, will you? My post was made Nov. 26, 2017! Prince Harry had more hair back then!

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