Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/18/19

Dylan Moran

  • “What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight.”

  • “I can’t swim. I can’t drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?”

  •  “I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I’m not expecting it.”

  •  “It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect.”

  • “I don’t have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.”

  •  “I’m a vegetarian, well I’m not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I’m not too good!”

  •  “I’m a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.”

  •  “It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you’re actually a doctor working at an incubator.”

  •  “You’re supposed to eat the cows. They’re great big lumbering stupid things – they’d be everywhere if we didn’t eat them.”

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

9/19/19

Frankie Boyle

  • “Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!”

  • “Don’t you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.”

  • “I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I’m fucking havin that!'”

  • “In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.”

  • “When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.”

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

9/28/19

Questions with no apparent answers:

 
. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C? 

  Do twins ever realize   that one of them is unplanned?

. Why is the letter W in English called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

.. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.


 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
 
 
Four great confusions still unresolved.  
 

1 At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? 

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?


4.  Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
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