Coalition of the Confused

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 172020 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Observations of Wisdom  -=-  aka   Assorted  ‘Groans’ 
Venison for dinner again ? Oh deer !
• How does Moses make tea ? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


Di (amina046) said:

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

From Stephen Fry:

"What blood type are you?"


"I said, what blood type are you?"

"O... B"

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


What are snails even trying to do?

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


It's just a general lament.

I mean really - think about it. 

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Before our white brothers came to civilize us we had no jails. Therefore we had no criminals. You can't have criminals without a jail. We had no locks or...

Most likely true. They were, however, this continent's first slavers and first bigots. They had no jails because they weren't necessary. Those who violated the rules of the tribe were simply killed.

I don't recall history ever citing a tribal society that dramatically improved the lives of it's members generation to generation. Maybe you have some facts to share?