Coalition of the Confused

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Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.

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Words Of Wisdom   The Lounge

Started 3/6/18 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 186970 views.
Dan (DANCULBERSON)

From: Dan (DANCULBERSON)

4/3/18

"Money talks, but all it says around me is 'Goodbye.'"

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

4/3/18

Mine just says "Wine again? Really?"

Alfi (THIALFI)

From: Alfi (THIALFI)

4/6/18

Alfi Originals:

Baby: an early opportunity to fail at people management

Teenager: an opportunity to fail spectacularly

Grandchild: an opportunity to fail simultaneously with two generations

And, in my most truly prescient moment (in 1999)...
Cell phone: a device which increases the rate of collisions between pedestrians and vehicles in all possible combinations

 

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