Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Hark, the Big 5 great white hunter should not have a problem bagging a new trophy. The enclosure is smaller than the garden in my first house.
With your horns it would be fun to have you on my wall!
Looks like a Gremlin that ate really late.
Or the contents of a vacuum cleaner bag with a beak stuck in it.