Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
I told her she does not need to tell mamma everything. She replied she must.
Aged 4, her room resembled a war-zone but not so tidy. In vain, I begged for a narrow pathway from the door to the window.
Anyway, I tidied-up the room. She returned and sh@t me out: "Pappa, my doll must be here not there. My dress must be there, not here. My shoes must be here, not there" ... etc. To test her reaction, I rhetorically asked: "How come Daddy is so stupid" ? she said: "Because you learned nothing at school".
I am loving your daughter!
When the kids were younger, they went around the house wearing trendy but empty back-packs like Dora the explorer animation character
I got bashed for copying them. When she was 2.5, I returned from working abroad for 5 weeks. She met me at the airport and told me not to cry. She did not realize I was overwhelmed and happy to see her.
Aged about 9, one pitch black evening, she looked out the window, saw nothing but described in detail a murder that happened next door, years before she was born.
OK, that last bit is creepy.
Aged about 5 or 6, one evening in bed, she saw a small black scruffy dog in the passageway. That dog had died long before our daughter was lusted into existence.
I loved her, now she scares me! LOL
Remind me not to tell you about my out-of-body experience.
I saw a leopard in Surrey. Decades later, a magazine about mysterious phenomena reported many similar sightings in that exact town and time-frame.
My dad had a premonition about a bandy-legged guy declaring a certain name had won. But next day there was no such horse at the race-track. At the last minute, my dad discovered the name referred to an owner of a horse. He bet money on the relevant horse and won. there was no time to share the tip with his friends.
A friend was in the bush late one evening. He saw a tube of bright light like a pillar suspended in mid air. He shot at it. It shattered into thousands of pieces. Then it reassembled back together. He has no explanation.