Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
He was in such a hilarious predicament.
On the one hand he needed to be vaccinated first to show the vaccine was safe.
On the other, he couldn't barge to the front of the queue.
Solution? Have a little old lady vaccinated first, then him.
Labor party: 50 seats and counting
Liberal (Conservative) party: 2 seats and counting.
4 seats still in doubt.