Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

There once was poet named Dan,
Whose limericks never would scan,
When asked why that was,
He said it's because
I try to get as many syllables in the last line as I possibly can.

Those are great!

Can you name all seven dwarfs off the top of your head? A lot of people can't, but to ruin this poster, which made me laugh, "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Doc," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Grumpy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sneezy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Sleepy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy," "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Bashful," and "6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Dopey." (FULL DISCLOSURE: I had to look up Bashful. SEE?)