-...the emails range from threatening to charming...-

Too funny. I've been threatened several times on a site I frequent (not DelphiForums). I give 'em my address and tell 'em don't mind the huge barking dogs at the gate...just wait a bit...I'll be right down, we'll talk...then I'll call you an ambulance. :)

 ^{"...give 'em my address and tell 'em don't mind the huge barking dogs at the gate...just wait a bit...I'll be right down....we'll talk.....then I'll call you an ambulance...."}

Beautiful!!!

lol

threatening may have been the wrong word but I enjoyed your method!