4334 messages in 119 discussions
Latest May-6 by TLB2 (nvrsdiwsgd)
Latest May-5 by LvlSlgr
Latest May-23 by Honeyphan
Latest May-21 by Trixie Belle (AnnaDownes01)
Latest May-18 by Jenny MC (cbtx) (cbtx1)
Latest May-15 by IcePhoenix93
Latest May-9 by Cyberfox277
11065 messages in 779 discussions
Latest 4:01 PM by NoShoeLaces
Latest May-16 by Izzywizzy12
Latest May-11 by jbbp
Latest May-8 by jbbp
Latest Apr-20 by Linda62 (Kingo62)
Latest 4/5/21 by Janna (McCastles)
Latest 1:53 AM by pclark200
Latest May-23 by PapaDon71
Latest May-23 by Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)
Latest May-21 by MCDeeDee
Latest May-20 by NoShoeLaces
Latest May-19 by NoShoeLaces
Latest May-12 by sooty4321
Latest May-8 by pclark200
Latest May-7 by LvlSlgr
Latest Apr-29 by NoShoeLaces
7026 messages in 620 discussions
Latest Jan-22 by Riddler (Riddler01)
Latest 10/14/21 by Kidmagnet
Latest 2:23 PM by LvlSlgr
Latest May-8 by LvlSlgr
3640 messages in 82 discussions
Latest May-9 by LvlSlgr
Latest May-4 by LvlSlgr
4015 messages in 239 discussions
Latest 3/19/19 by Jenifer (Zarknorph)
Latest 4:28 PM by Lisadengel
Latest May-13 by JaineJ
72645 messages in 20 discussions
Latest 3:41 PM by PTG (anotherPTG)
Latest 2:29 PM by LvlSlgr
Latest 12:20 PM by PTG (anotherPTG)
Latest May-21 by LvlSlgr
6039 messages in 23 discussions
Latest May-13 by Randytb
8150 messages in 896 discussions
Latest 2:28 PM by LadyClaire
Latest 12:29 AM by WeeSam (WeesamNZ)
Latest May-5 by oiuoiu321
Latest Apr-30 by Honeyphan
1045 messages in 19 discussions
Latest 1:41 PM by Moonki
Latest 5/19/19 by chilpep
Latest 10/27/18 by katiek2
Latest May-5 by Izzywizzy12
291 messages in 8 discussions
Latest Mar-19 by TinyFaerie
3981 messages in 90 discussions
Latest 11/19/19 by Jenifer (Zarknorph)
3444 messages in 121 discussions
Latest 1:58 AM by Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)
Latest May-13 by Lady Pirate (MCPirateLady)
Latest May-7 by KatieAn56
20524 messages in 1311 discussions
907 messages in 93 discussions
1875 messages in 108 discussionsMore
some christmas cheer!!
1. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus?
2. What is the best possible holiday present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
3. Did you hear Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holiday?
They’re free of charge!
4. Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days.
5. Why did the scarecrow get a big Christmas bonus?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
“I’ll never part with it!”
7. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
8. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
9. Santa and his wife wanted to spilt up, but there aren’t any divorce lawyers in the North Pole.
So, they got a semicolon instead; They’re great for separating independent Clauses.
10. What did one snowman say to the other?
“Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”
11. Where do Santa and his elves go to vote?
The North Poll!
12. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
13. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?
14. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
15. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in History!
16. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing—it was on the house!
17. What do you call a Yeti with a six-pack?
The Abdominal Snowman!
18. What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
Soy to the World!
19. How does the snow globe feel this year?
A little shaken
20. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A store is actually selling the kit to make this:
I could use this shirt.
Me too............Mom & Dad didn't grow 'em big in our family!!
Same Here. I am the shortest of all my family at 4'9". I'm so small that I wear little kids shoes size 2.
I saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny. So I had to go find it in YouTube so I could post it here.