So cute!

When I was a kid we had a collie and a couple of cats. We lived out in the country and all of the animals were outdoors. The animals mainly stayed in the garage for shelter. Once when we had a litter of kittens we would find them sleeping on the collie ... much like the picture above but curled up in his long hair.

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

We’d finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower. "I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good view of you au naturel," he said. My middle-aged wife put him at ease. "Don’t worry," she said. "They’ll only look once."

An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as cotton balls, cotton swabs, powder, and cold cream. On the memo line, she’d written, "Repairs."

Too funny!

How true!

I was singing along by the second verse 

Q. How do you get 3 bandits on a bar-stool ?

A. You turn it upside-down.