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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 134606 views.

From: LvlSlgr


So cute!

When I was a kid we had a collie and a couple of cats. We lived out in the country and all of the animals were outdoors. The animals mainly stayed in the garage for shelter. Once when we had a litter of kittens we would find them sleeping on the collie ... much like the picture above but curled up in his long hair.


From: KatieAn56


Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

We’d finally built our dream home, but the contractor had a concern: the placement of an atrium window for our walk-in shower. "I’m afraid your neighbors might have a good view of you au naturel," he said. My middle-aged wife put him at ease. "Don’t worry," she said. "They’ll only look once."

An elderly shopper at our supermarket used a check to buy such items as cotton balls, cotton swabs, powder, and cold cream. On the memo line, she’d written, "Repairs."

  • Edited October 27, 2019 8:00 pm  by  KatieAn56

From: LvlSlgr


You've Gotta Love Millennials - Micah Tyler

This video was a parody that opened a talk at the Church Leaders Conference encouraging people to see past the stereotypes and recognizing the unique potenti...


From: katiek2


I was singing along by the second verse 

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From: Harold27Z


Q. How do you get 3 bandits on a bar-stool ?

A. You turn it upside-down.