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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 134115 views.
Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)

From: Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)


I'm going to start calling our breakroom at work that...…………………… so fits, LOL!!

Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)

From: Tammy27 (DoubleMsMom)


Too funny, I was just telling the cable guy that the answer to all things technology is "to unplug it and then plug it back in".




One time long ago when Bobbie wasn't two yet, she got in trouble and was giving a stern talking to. She disappeared and when we found her she was behind house and had crawled into the German Shepard's dog house curled up with her and the 5 pups asleep. No camera but I still see her with those sleeping puppies where she had gone for comfort.





When I was working at a resort my office was in the storeroom.  After having an exchange with a chief who wanted a job, and did not want to tie his shoes or control his hair, He called me a storeroom bitch, I started laughing and so did staff working in kitchen. He called them scum so from then on I was storeroom bitch and they were kitchen scum. We laughed all the time. Oh and he didn't get the job.



From: katiek2


What a terrific way to handle that! 

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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


When God Sends You Help

 She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP. 
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. 
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car? " 
 He said, "Sure. He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. 
She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man. " 
The man heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft. " 
The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God!  You even sent me a Professional! " 

Is GOD great or what?