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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 115622 views.
katiek2

From: katiek2

Jan-14

Seriously funny!  Need more - it's 4:58 AM and I'm giggling instead of sleeping.

PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)

Jan-14

More adventures in replying to spam | James Veitch

James Veitch has spent years doing the tireless, thankless work of replying to spam emailers so you don't have to. He returns to TED to tell the tale of yet ...

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-15

You asked for it!


Numbers Game | Scamalot

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-15

Toaster | Scamalot

An email scammer becomes enraged when his victim demands a free toaster. Subscribe for new episodes every Friday: http://on.mash.to/subscribe Watch more epis...

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-15

Just one more for today... you can't have an overload.


Gold | Scamalot

This British man's email exchange with a scammer escalated hilariously. Introducing 'Scamalot', a new weekly series from Mashable! Subscribe for new episodes...

katiek2

From: katiek2

Jan-15

Oh I feel really sorry saying this - but some of the guys scamming him sound a lot like a couple of your pals on CoC!!!!!

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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Jan-16

Don't be.  Sometimes I feel like Harold's wrangler.

One for today


Poison | Scamalot - Season 2 Premiere!

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Randytb

From: Randytb

Jan-22

A cop went to a house after an accident.

He knocked on the door and when the husband answered the cop asked him his name and did he have a picture of his wife.

The husband showed him a picture the cop said .. looks like she got hit by a bus..

The husband answered I know but she is so good with the kids.

ARIZONA (ARIZONA9)

From: ARIZONA (ARIZONA9)

Jan-25

I found this at a place I worked before I retired .

                                                                             How To Wash A Cat

1. Put both of the toilet lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the bowl.....

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom .

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid . You may need to stand on the lid .

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds . Never mind the noises that come from the toilet , the cat is actually enjoying this !

5. Flush the toilet three or four times . This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse' .

6. Have someone open the front door of your home . Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door .

7. Stand well back , behind the toilet as far as you can , and quickly lift the lid .

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom , and run outside where he will dry himself off .

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean

Yours Sincerely ,

The Dog

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