Don't encourage me. It is my bedtime (11:20 pm here now)!

OK just one more!

Gotta love us seniors
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, " How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" 
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." 
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.  - Do you want a bed near the window?" 

DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :

LMAO, thanx - I needed that!

it's 6:26 PM here. Work day done. Martini poured, now I can breeeeaaatth

Have you been to our local Chat 'N Choose meeting?    They have the same jokes.

Oh dear!

I didn't realise where they had come from.

I do not know the "Chat ....". Where can I fiind it?

Oh, trust!  He has an arsenal full......As he said, some you will have seen but there are many that will be new, me thinks!  Either that, or I'm the proverbial ostrich with my head in the sand so they're only new to me!  I've been enjoying many from him for quite a long time now and I can tell you, he's just getting started!  It is the bright spot in my day though, when I see his emails. This will be the best page in the forum (for non-game material)...well, maybe with the exception of our furry family page!

YEP! ME TOO.  I MUST STOP FOR TONIGHT.  BEFORE I WAKE THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY LAUGHTER.   I NEEDED A PAGE LIKE THIS LAST YEAR WHEN I WAS SO SAD.  I WILL COME HERE WHEN I START TO FEEL SAD.  LAUGH AND FORGET WHY I AM SAD.

Sorry Ada but this has to be the first joke of today. I will try and wake you when there is something new for you!

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.  On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'  The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'  The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'  'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.  On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.  We'll be there in no time.  The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.....  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'  The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady!   I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'  The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, and put the paint on top of the bucket. I'll hold the chickens!”

The female mind is infinite in ts wisdom!

The second joke of the day is a "literary one"

Bear with me!

try these!

And

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

1. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.