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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 259445 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Different flavours like icecream?

In reply toRe: msg 711

Hope no one is offended by this; it made me laugh really hard.

Are My Testicles Black?

A suspected COVID-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young female student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks carefully and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, sir. They look fine to me.” the man slowly pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: “Are  - my - test - results - back?”

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


You have me groaning and crying, sorry have to go get a tissue...

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


OMG! I wonder what rating you got from that driver? smilesmilesmile


From: mmpendo


Too funny Di. My two favourite beverages plus wisdom thrown in. 

Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)


A friend posted this on Facebook and I just had to pass it on!