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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 166800 views.
NoShoeLaces

From: NoShoeLaces

Aug-19

I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it 

— why ?

— In case there’s a salad dressing fearfulscream

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Aug-19

That's a cute one, NoShoeLaces!

mmpendo

From: mmpendo

Aug-23

I'm in there.

It helps with the staying home for 6 months straight now.

I'm still somewhat sane.

Here's to all who take precautions day after day. 

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-24

I know what you mean, same here. heart_eyes

In reply toRe: msg 773
Moonki

From: Moonki

Aug-25

With schools restarting, here’s one :

At the end of her first week at school, the little girl complained; “I’m wasting my time. I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!”

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-27

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.  
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him”.
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