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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 165158 views.
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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)

Oct-28

Another one from the same friend...

I'm sure this will shock some of you, but today I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot at 7:15 this morning, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshκι χoρoshο...?.”

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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)

Oct-28

Yet another...

Update: Well, I'm at the ER... Today was not a good day and I almost killed myself
This morning I decided to go horseback riding - something I haven't done in many years. This turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life! I got on the horse (I thought was a tame mare, but no, I picked a wild stallion) it started out nice and slow, but then the horse went into a fast gallop; before I knew it, the stallion shot off like a bullet! I have never seen a horse run that fast! I couldn't take the pace, I was bouncing up and down and slipping off the saddle! I tried to gracefully bail, but luck was not on my side this cold and rainy day. Unfortunately my foot got caught in the stirrup Big ass mistake!! "Crap" I yelled! My right shoulder violently hit the ground first, and I got dragged by the horse through everything unimaginable and I couldn't get the horse to stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came running out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my pocket change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant as well. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh.
keep smiling

Gurgling away like a drain at that one.

KNIMtheTOAD

From: KNIMtheTOAD

Oct-28

Oh "MY" Dear, You had me all the way. LOL funny.  Thank You I needed that.

KNIMtheTOAD

LMAO!!!!! Nothing more to say...............................

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Oct-31

LOL ... isn't that the truth!

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Nov-1

Ain’t that the truth! 

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