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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 180281 views.

From: LvlSlgr


What is your dog protected from? LOL

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


I guess he wont go chasing any chicken or rabbits today! Sleep it off! LOL


From: katiek2




have co-workers in their mid 20’s and early 30’s who are shocked...such a proper...older worker did all of the above (:


From: marbur220


My skirts were that short but my hair was a lot longer.  I get the ‘Grandma, was that really you?’  when they go through the albums.  Scary was when I got the call about the 50 year college reunion...I can’t be that old, can I?

Yep, I have a whole lot of issues with that half century number.  Drives me crazy.  I had very long hair and very short skirts.  When I think about it, I can't imagine walking up stairs or even getting on a mass transit bus in those skirts...but I did both.  Crazy how things were 'back in the day.'  LOL

I had the very short skirts, shoulder length hair and the platform shoes, also the maxi skirt later on. Remember the Hot Pants.

OMG, I had a pair of black platform shoes that I just loved...until I tripped and almost killed myself.  Don't think I ever wore Hot Pants, but I had a crushed velvet bikini with metal decoration.  Needless to say, that bikini wasn't meant for sun, sand or water!  LOL LOL LOL

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


All the things you don’t need to know !
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age!
Butterflies taste with
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