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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 180750 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


All the things you don’t need to know !
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/ 100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age!
Butterflies taste with
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Was doing research for another discussion when I came across this, thought I'd share...............

Wear a Mask (Be Our Guest Parody)

Wear a mask, wear a mask... is this really much to ask??? Lyrics by Noah Lindquist Performed by Noah Lindquist and Ashley Young Based on "Be Our Guest" from ...

OMG, that made me actually laugh out loud.  Thank you for that.  I needed it desperately today.  Am going to copy and repeat it to a few people.  Hahahahahahaha

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


This is terrific! What a lot of talent out there. Thank you

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


An Irish Painter

An Irish painter by the name of Murphy,

while not a brilliant scholar,

was a gifted portrait artist.

Over a short number of years,

as his fame grew and grew,

soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown in County Clare,

to get him to paint their likenesses.


One day,

a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo

and asked if he would paint her in the nude. 


This being the first time anyone had made such a request,

he was a bit perturbed, 

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PTG (anotherPTG)

From: PTG (anotherPTG)


I don't get it!

Additional information needed?

You really don't get it?????    Did you read the full message?


From: LvlSlgr


Really PTG, you didn't get it??? You have to be kidding us, right??? LOL

  • Edited November 15, 2020 3:33 pm  by  LvlSlgr