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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 181108 views.
Jenifer (Zarknorph)

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The first guy to ever celebrate a birthday...

Jenifer (Zarknorph)

From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)


No post.

But here is another of Ryan's.

The first kidnapping...

The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

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I feel like I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.  I'm laughing my rear end off.  God I'd give anything for some of that "inner piss."  LOL LOL LOL

I love it.  Know cats who think like that.


From: LvlSlgr


I saw this in FB and thought it was funny. However, I'm not sure what kind of list it's supposed to be. Personally, I'd love to try #10 if given the chance just to see what would happen. LOL


I stole this and laughed til I cried.. #8 is my favorite <img class=
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
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