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Started Sep-28 by Jenifer (Zarknorph); 906 views.
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-28

Answer as many of these as you would like.

  1. What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

  2. If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?

  3. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?

  4. If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?

  5. Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?

  6. If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

  7. If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?

  8. If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?

  9. You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?

  10. Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?

  11. How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

  12. Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why?

  13. The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?

  14. What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a brand that sells wart removal cream?

  15. What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?

  16. During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?

  17. A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?

  18. You’ve been tossed into an insane asylum. What do you tell the people there to prove to them that you don’t belong inside?

  19. You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future?

  20. What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?

  21. Would you rather have a disease that makes you say every thought that ever crosses your mind, or a disease that makes you react very inappropriately to all the interactions that happen to you and around you?

  22. You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants?

  23. If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?

  24. What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway?

  25. You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community?

  26. You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Who are they and where are you going?

  27. If you had three extra siblings, what would be your birth order and what personalities would you like them to have?

  28. You’ve been alone on a desert island for nearly a decade and you’re finally brought back to civilization. You’re handed the keys to the presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first – use the bathroom or sleep in the king-sized bed?

  29. You’re homeless and only have one choice of clothing – a tattered, oversized white shirt with very thin fabric and lots of holes, or an extremely tight flesh-coloured set of underwear. What’ll it be?

  30. You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it?

  31. If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose?

  32. If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value.


TLB2 (nvrsdiwsgd)

From: TLB2 (nvrsdiwsgd)

Sep-28

I want to know what you are smoking.....

CzoeMC

From: CzoeMC

Sep-28

I'm going to answer some of these questions. Wishing to have some of what she might be smoking, though.dancer

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CzoeMC

From: CzoeMC

Sep-29

  1. What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks? Reddi-Whip, Maraschino cherries, and condoms
  2. If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why? Prairie grass, and grass grass, for the bees, of course
  3. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all? Primates, monkeys, especially
  4. If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did? Bringing gummies over state lines.
  5. If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held? Krakatau Day, August 26th, because we haven’t all blown up yet. We would hide and pretend that nothing is going to explode
  6. You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why? Hubby says a penis, so he can sneak up on me.
  7. How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion? none
  8. Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why? Hubby says wiping his butt, because nobody wants to kiss his ass
  9. The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first? Canada
  10. What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument? KGB got Trump’s DNA off mattress beds, cloned him, and sent him back, but got the skin thing wrong, that’s why he uses all that makeup
  11. A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be? A twenty dollar bill
  12. You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future? Start singing Pop songs
  13. What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app? Their address at the penitentiary
  14. Would you rather have a disease that makes you say every thought that ever crosses your mind, or a disease that makes you react very inappropriately to all the interactions that happen to you and around you? Either way, somebody would kill me
  15. What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway? Dog feet smell like popcorn
  16. You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it? Not returning obscure books ordered from various universities
  17. If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose? Vrbl Jxtr
  18. If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value. Pennies from Heaven, so that they wont do copper mining in the pristine Boundary Waters

*BTW we do return the obscure books, but had a few late warnings


  • Edited September 29, 2020 1:54 am  by  CzoeMC
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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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From: Jenifer (Zarknorph)

Sep-29

Your answers are fantastic!!

And I like your hubby's style.

CzoeMC

From: CzoeMC

Sep-29

I kind of like the smell of popcorn, but read a question to a Veterinarian in the newspaper asking why dogs' feet smelled like popcorn, so had to test it out. They do. Unless it has been raining, and they're wet and muddy. Not something I usually do, except when he tries to put various parts of his anatomy on my face, when doing yoga.

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LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Sep-29

Great answers Czoe!

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Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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OMG! I just smelt my dog's feet.

It's true.

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Oct-1

Okay ... I don't have a dog. But the next time I'm at my sister's I'll have to smell her dog's feet. LOL

Jenifer (Zarknorph)
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  1. What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?  A party hat, megaphone and a douche.

  2. If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?  A trampoline.  It's obvious.

  3. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?  Camels

  4. Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?  A cat the size of a mouse

  5. If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?  Punched someone in the face.

  6. If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?  Zero Stupidity Day!  Some time in April.  Anyone making any false or stupid statement must don the STFU Dunce Cap of Shame (purchased at their own expense) and be forced to read a book.

  7. You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?  My head, so I could put it on my dressing table and successfully blow dry and style my own hair.

  8. Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?  Cloche Cheat: Dinner is served instantly on days when I can't be bothered to cook.

  9. How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?  One, if it's lodged somewhere specific.

  10. Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt – you have to give one up. Which one would it be and why?  Butt, because I'm not tasting it.

  11. The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?  Disneyland!

  12. What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?  Trump does not have Covid, and is using it as his "October Surprise" to either gain sympathy, or recover with flying colours - thus proving it's just not as bad as the FAKE NEWS says it is.

  13. During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?  I'm happy as a twitchy loner.

  14. A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?  Zoe's Hubby's detachable penis.

  15. You’ve been tossed into an insane asylum. What do you tell the people there to prove to them that you don’t belong inside?  "I would genuinely like to talk to a psychiatrist."

  16. You found a time machine that took you back 600 years. All you have are the clothes on your back. How do you tell the people that you’re from the future?  Show them the automated uniform stitching on my clothes.

  17. What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?  "The Herpes has cleared up now!"

  18. You’re now a superhero with an unlikely power. Is it the ability to shoot meatballs out of your nostrils, or the power to create force fields but only around ants?  Forcefields around ants.  Then I can control them...

  19. If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?  "I'm only here for the food... "

  20. What’s something that doesn’t really smell great, but you keep wanting to smell it anyway?  Rain on dry earth.

  21. You’re now the president, but you can only make changes that improve the lives of cats in your jurisdiction. What three things would you change to support the felines in your community?  All poles and fences are now scratching posts.  All roads have cat sized tunnels or overpasses.  More mice will be bred and released into the community.

  22. You’ve just won an all-expense paid trip to anywhere in the world, but you can only go if you take three of the people you dislike the most with you. Who are they and where are you going?  Ben Shapiro, Mitch McConnell and Tucker Carlson.  We're going to Jurassic Park.  Only I have the keys to the Helicopter.

  23. You are now banned from the local library. What would be the reason for it?  Punching someone in the face (probably why I'm on the news).

  24. If you could change your name at this very moment, but it couldn’t contain any of the odd numbered letters in the alphabet, what name would you choose?  Fhrt... like a soft fart in the breeze.

  25. If you could change what falls from the sky every time it rains, what would it be and why? Note: it can’t be anything of significant value.  Semillon Sauvignon Blanc.  Just give me a glass.

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