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As I gaze up at the bright sun above me.....Oh my....why am laying prone here (flat as a pancake dear Friends) looking up at all of these Tweedy Birdies circulating a few feet above my poor head? Help me please Captain Randy cause your Pup could sure use some mighty powerful Noggin Medicine right about now....And please don't anyone tell me that I just happened to fall off my Beloved Snow cause you do.......Me oh my...what would I give to have one of Charlies soft warm cuddly huggy blankets right this very minutes......Yup..sure could use a table spoon of Miss Opals strongest Head achy time right about now cause it feels like Angel done whacked Me a little wee bit too hard this time.......
Sputter cough gag cough !@#()_)(*&^@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()_+_)( CRAPONACRACKER WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR SNOW??
Then I see Pup sit up and holding her head and asking me to help her up and needs Opels strong noggin medicine.
I growl at her and say I am going to give her more than Opel's Noggin juice you could have drowned me and where is your cahoot?? left you to face the music alone huh?
I try and stand up to get out of the water that is slapping me against the pier and the pain from hell hits me
#$%^&*()__)(*&^%$$%^&()_MY BACK owie fudge owie
Snow come here get me out of here before the pier breaks my back.
Snow take me as gentiley as she can and I tell her take me to my cottage and you Pup can walk back and think about what you did .
I tell Snow go back and get her in 5 minutes and you Young lady GROUNDED FOR TWO DAYS Frost will hunt for you understand? Yes Great Warrior I am so sorry === never mind that you are supposed to be teaching Pup not playing games
I open my Amulet to Angel MY COTTAGE ASAP
I see Angel waiting as Snow gently lets me down where as my feet touch the ground I crumble #$%^&*()__)(*&^%$#
Angel help me inside I need you to hook up my stretcher.
Um Cap I think you better get out of those wet cloths first no?
I can barely move the pain is that bad but I manage to get the wet clothes off and grit my teeth as I aly down and pull the covers over me/
Okay Angel you can turn around now.
First uncover my feet and see that strap there wrap it around each ankel and pull it tight now come to the head of the bed and strap the holster around my chest .
Now turn the wheel untill I say stop
But Cap I do not want to hurt you more ,,, JUST DO IT IT WILL PULL MY SPINE BACK INTO PLACE
I feel the pain as the stretcher tightens I hear a pop or two
Okay Angel enough for now ,,, but DO NOT LET GO not until you lock the wheel ,,, look for a small hook thats goes over a spook and will lock it.
Okay found it but she had to pull a bit more to hook it and red hot pokers shot up my spine.
@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&*^%^$%#@#$%^&*()_+POOI&^#$%^&*()_ sheesh that owies
Okay better now but could you go tell Opel what happened she has a good potion for pulled muscles.
Okay Cap don't move I will be right back I laugh OWWWWWWW funny lady
She is back with the potion and Opel .
Well lookie whats ya have done again.
Angel will explain it all to you now won't ya Angel?
Ya huh as she hans her head.
With Opel's help I drink the hot tea with the potion .
Come Angel he will sleep now as that drink will knock him out and you will come back every half hour and turn the wheel one turn no more understand.
But but Opel I am afraid to hurt him,, now now lill one he will be fine just no more than one turn I have to get back to cookin and will look in after supper and bring him a plate now go.
Mrs Fletcher, asked me me to pop in and say Howdy, so "Howdy".
I'm not stopping, coz I see u lot are not Keeping a safe Distance and look at the state of your hands, when was the last time you lot washed them . Now where's that hose pipe?!?!
Oh and why is that parlour door bulging????? So that's where the World's Supply of toilet rolls went, shame on you.
Ok, I have seen enough, I'm going back to my hole in the ground in The Welsh Valleys.
I'l be back, when Lockdown is over this time with the Welsh Rugby Squad singing Delilah and the All Blacks doing the Haka
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNORT SNORT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
???????????????????????? WHO DAT????ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ANGEL ??? PUP??? OPEL??? ZZZZZZZZ SNORT DO I SMELLL WABIT???
I KEPT TURNING THE KNOB ONE TURN, LIKE CAP SAID. MISS OPEL CAME IN WITH A PLATE FOR CAP BUT I TOLD HER HE MUST BE DREAMIN' UP A STORM CUZ HE KEEPS MUMBLING IN HIS SLEEP. NOT SURE WHAT'S IN THAT POTION BUT IT SURE HAS HIM GOIN' LOL
MISS OPEL SAID THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AND SHE'D SIT WITH CAP A WHILE, AFTER WAKING HIM AND GETTING HIM TO EAT HIS SUPPER, THEN BACK TO THE STRETCHING CONTRAPTION.
I GO OFF IN SEARCH OF PUP, WHO I KNOW MUST BE FEELING AS BADLY AS I DO ABOUT A PRANK GONE SO WRONG, TO LET HER KNOW HOW CAP IS COMING ALONG!
Angel, do ya see how his Eyes keeps twitching and He keeps mumbling something about smelling "Wabits?" Surely He's not dreaming about the Special Rooms Past and still very "Special Comrades"......Hummmmm......Captain Randy....Oh, Captain Randy....is Grim and Miss Roo in there with you also....??? How about PTG Captain Randy....We really better start looking for Him once more now that Summer is rapidly coming to the Castle and who knows what Adventures are in store for us.....Sigh........Miss Opal...could you and Miss Katt please watch over the Captain while Angel and I go and change our own duds then find Snow and Frost too to be certain they are well fed and comfortable also. Afterward, We will be back quicker then a "Bunny Wabit" can Hoppity Hop right Angel?!!!
ARG MUMMBLE SNORT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WABBIT?? MO CAN NOT BE ..
GRIM YA THERE OR ARE YA STILL HIDING OH NO ORGES RUN GET BEHIND ME AS I LASH OUT WITH MY SAI HUM SEEMS MORE LIKE A FEATHER THEN MY SAI DUCKKKKKKKKKKKK INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
MOAN GROAN AS I FIGHT WHAT IS HOLDING ME DOWN.
GOTTA SAVE GRIM AND ROO ROO.
WHERE IS SNOW AND FROST ?? WHERE IS SMOKE SHEBA THE PUPS??
WHERE IS MY ELLE MY BLOSSOM CHERRY FANG AND STUMP.. WELL HELLO THERE LILL ONE YOU ARE SO DARN CUTE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT A CUTE HAT YOU HAVE THERE YOU ARE SMALL FOR A PEKINESE SO YOU MUST BE A LILL GIRL,
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU?
OKAY YOU LEAD THE WAY I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yawn stretch owie wth??
Umm why can I not move I gota go BAD
Teeth are floating and singing anchors away.
I try to get up but no go seems I am tied down ????
The dust bunnies waken and I remember Ada helping me into bed and fixing the rake *** The Mid Evil Torture Tool **** it is where I got the idea to stretch out my back when t pops out,
Then it hits me my back did not JUST POP OUT #$%^&()_)(&^%$# PUP ADA AND SNOW are in deep doo doo but I have to whizz first no I have to get up first $%^&*()(*&^% can't move my arms to reach the break on the wheel so I can get up.
ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE GET IN HERE AND LET ME UP
OMG bladder hang on
UH OH! I HEAR CAP YELLING TO COME GET HIM SO I HIGHTAIL IT TO HIS ROOM! HE SAYS HE'S GOTTA GO BAD AND TO GET HIM OUT OF THE STRETCHER, SO I RELEASE THE BRAKE ON THE WHEEL AND UNTIE HIM. HE TAKES OFF RUNNING FOR THE LOO.....I GUESS THAT STRETCHER WORKED.......LOL
AS SOON AS MY FEET WERE FREE I JUMPED OUT OF THE BED ALMOST KNOCKING ANGEL INTO THE WALL.
I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD PRAYING BLADDER DO NOT FAIL ME NOW.
STOOPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS AND SAID HOLY CRAPONACRACKER YOU ARE ONE VERY STUPID IDJIT... YOU HAVE A FULLY OPERATIONAL BATHROOM N YOUR COTTAGE SO WHY THE RUSH TO THE TEA ROOM???
A PAIN HIT MY BLADDER AND BUCKLED MY KNEES I ALMOST KISSED THE DIRT.
I LOOKED TOWARDS THE TEA ROOM AND THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT THERE NOR BACK TO MY COTTAGE AS I STOOD THERE FAMILY JEWELS HELD TIGHT LEGS CROSSED AND DOING A JIG.
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO WHERE TO MORE LIKE IT.
I TURN AND RAN TO THE NEAREST BRUSH ZIPPER HALF WAY DOWN AND IT STICKS ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON YOU HAVE TO WORK I CAN NOT CUT YOU OPEN SEEING I HAVE ON MY SPECIAL INDESTRUCTIBLE PANTS GIVEN TO ME BY PTG'S FAIRY GODMOTHER.
IT FINALLY OPENS AND OMG THE RELIEF
THANK GOD THIS BUSH IS HIGH ENOUGH TO HIDE ME,,,
??????? HOW MUCH CAN ONE BLADDER HOLD?????
I AM DRENCHED IN SWEAT AND LEGS FEEL LIKE A WET NOODLE BUT MADE IT.
I LOOK AROUND TO SEE NO ONE IS NEAR SO I PULL MYSELF TOGETHER AND SLOWLY WALK BACK TO MY COTTAGE TO CHANGE MY SHIRT AND THINK ABOUT A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE THREE HOOLIGANS
I WILL GO TAD EASIER ON ANGEL SHE DID UNTIE ME BEFORE IT WAS TO LATE BUT MAN THAT WAS CUTTING IT SHORT.
I AM GOING TO HAVE FIGURE OUT A SAFETY SWITCH TO UNLOCK THAT WHEEL/
AFTER I CLEAN UP AND CHANGE MY SHIRT I CALL ON THE AMULET
PUP ANGEL AND SNOW OPEN FIELD 5 MINUTES