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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 166906 views.
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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

Aug-29

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the  dishes at the kitchen sink.  She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?”
KathyVesnik

From: KathyVesnik

Sep-2

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

A realist sees a freight train.

The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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KathyVesnik

From: KathyVesnik

Sep-2

Pollen: When flowers can't keep it in their plants.

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KathyVesnik

From: KathyVesnik

Sep-2

Oh, and in reply to the poem illustrating the ridiculousness of the English language:

English isn't a language. It's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

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KathyVesnik

From: KathyVesnik

Sep-2

One more because I feel like I'm not the only one in this forum who can relate to this:

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KNIMtheTOAD

From: KNIMtheTOAD

Sep-4

Remember "TAXI" ? Christopher LLoyd's

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T WHAT'S WRONG. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON." 

It's the right comment in so many area's. I also had a saying used a lot. I can only remember the punch line. 

...............WHEN YOU FEEL DOWN AND OUT LIFT UP YOUR HEAD AND SHOUT "OH SHIT!"    Friends will help the crowed will get out of the way.

Laugh everyone it is good for you. TOAD/Otter/MOUSE

KatieAn56

From: KatieAn56

Sep-6

When my nephew started first grade, he came home and told his Mom he did not need to go back to school.  She asked him why? He said well, they're teaching colors, numbers and reading and I know how to do all of that. 

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

Sep-24

Not really a joke, but you might get a chuckle out this.

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