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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 238860 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Are you a snowbird?


From: Valjune


Unfortunately, no.. I'm just a wannabe snowbird lol.

We had so much fun and met so many wonderful people on our family camping trips to the south.  I'd have to say that Georgia tops our list of favorite places, the people there were so friendly, welcoming and helpful.  We always got generous helpings of southern hospitality at restaurants, grocery stores, anywhere we went.  We loved it there!  Ate a ton of peaches and brought pecans home for everyone too!

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


oh those white peaches! nothing like it anywhere! I love Georgia heart_eyes

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
And for you younger ones, to get them growing!!

1. Johnny's mother had three children.  The first child was named April. The second child was named May.  What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers.  What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.  How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why not?

8. What was the President's 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in a third field?

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OMG, I can't be that stupid.  Really?  I only got 2 right and yes, I am laughing at myself.  Guess I'll go back to playing the game since that's all I'm apparently qualified to do.  Hahahahahahahaha

Well, I only missed one in the first lot, If you pass the person in second place where are you placed, was the stumper.

The others, the "Old Timer's" kicked in there.  Still enjoyed a good laugh.

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


That’s great! But the best revenge is to send it on to some friends LOL


From: oiuoiu321


My answer to #7 was:

Theft is illegal in California.  Give that picture back.


From: Valjune


So funny!  I missed #7 (the president's name.. duh) and the words in common.  I could study that for 3 days and still not get it lol..

Now here's my all-time favorite joke, kinda corny, but still..

Q.  Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

A.  Why, Mr. Bigger's baby, of course! (?)  Cuz he's a Little Bigger..

Get it?