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Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 263544 views.
Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

10/26/20

That’s great! But the best revenge is to send it on to some friends LOL

oiuoiu321

From: oiuoiu321

10/26/20

My answer to #7 was:

Theft is illegal in California.  Give that picture back.

Valjune

From: Valjune

10/26/20

So funny!  I missed #7 (the president's name.. duh) and the words in common.  I could study that for 3 days and still not get it lol..

Now here's my all-time favorite joke, kinda corny, but still..

Q.  Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

A.  Why, Mr. Bigger's baby, of course! (?)  Cuz he's a Little Bigger..

Get it?

LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

10/26/20

Valjune said:

Cuz he's a Little Bigger..

Good one, Valjune!

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

10/27/20

Six allowed for Thanksgiving, but 30 for a funeral. 
I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey that will pass away on November 26th. 
Refreshments provided.
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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)

10/27/20

Posted by a friend in a group on Facebook...


Be aware
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!??!!!


I thought what the heck is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...

Wait for it...


... A Peeking Duck!!!

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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)

10/28/20

Another one from the same friend...

I'm sure this will shock some of you, but today I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot at 7:15 this morning, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshκι χoρoshο...?.”

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