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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 262217 views.

From: Valjune


So funny!  I missed #7 (the president's name.. duh) and the words in common.  I could study that for 3 days and still not get it lol..

Now here's my all-time favorite joke, kinda corny, but still..

Q.  Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

A.  Why, Mr. Bigger's baby, of course! (?)  Cuz he's a Little Bigger..

Get it?


From: LvlSlgr


Valjune said:

Cuz he's a Little Bigger..

Good one, Valjune!

Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)


Six allowed for Thanksgiving, but 30 for a funeral. 
I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey that will pass away on November 26th. 
Refreshments provided.
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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)


Posted by a friend in a group on Facebook...

Be aware
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!??!!!

I thought what the heck is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...

Wait for it...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)


Another one from the same friend...

I'm sure this will shock some of you, but today I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is the one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot at 7:15 this morning, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with ?o side effects whatsoeve?, and that I feelshκι χoρoshο...?.”

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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)


Yet another...

Update: Well, I'm at the ER... Today was not a good day and I almost killed myself
This morning I decided to go horseback riding - something I haven't done in many years. This turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life! I got on the horse (I thought was a tame mare, but no, I picked a wild stallion) it started out nice and slow, but then the horse went into a fast gallop; before I knew it, the stallion shot off like a bullet! I have never seen a horse run that fast! I couldn't take the pace, I was bouncing up and down and slipping off the saddle! I tried to gracefully bail, but luck was not on my side this cold and rainy day. Unfortunately my foot got caught in the stirrup Big ass mistake!! "Crap" I yelled! My right shoulder violently hit the ground first, and I got dragged by the horse through everything unimaginable and I couldn't get the horse to stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came running out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my pocket change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant as well. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh.
keep smiling

Gurgling away like a drain at that one.