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Post your jokes here   Fun and Games

Started 4/20/18 by PTG (anotherPTG); 269090 views.
SharpEye1

From: SharpEye1

Apr-27

Ha-ha!!  Too true...I can totally relate!  heart_eyes

Was looking for something else when I came across this.......................

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Di (amina046)

From: Di (amina046)

May-5

 
The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.”  I whispered back, “Bring pizza.”
H aving plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
I t’s weird being the same age as old people.
W hen I was a kid I wanted to be older…this is not what I expected.
L ife is like a helicopter.  I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
C hocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.
I t’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult
N ever sing in the shower!  Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.  So remember…Don’t sing!
I f you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.”  That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
I ’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
Coronacoaster  -  noun :  the ups and downs of a pandemic.   
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LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

May-5

Definite some true ones in that list. Thanks for sharing, Di.

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Myelle (Myelle01)

From: Myelle (Myelle01)

May-8

You can own your own volcano. Update: I thought this was a joke but it isn’t. The land really is up for sale. Also, there is talk of development to make this an even better tourist trap.

https://youtu.be/pdqYaGJVQ00

The Icelandic Volcano is Now For Sale - Hottest Deal in the World

The new Icelandic volcano is now for sale and biddings have already started according to the hottest news of today. Here is my view on this latest info but e...

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LvlSlgr

From: LvlSlgr

May-12

Calvin & Hobbes

May be a cartoon of text that says 'DAD, HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE BABIES? MOST PEOPLE JUST GO TO SEARS, BUY THEKIT, AND FOLLON THE ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTONS. ICAME NO, YOU WERE A DEAR, WHAT ARE FROM BLUE LIGHT SPRCIAL AAUU YOU TELLING AT K MART. SEARS?? AS GOOD, AND A LOT CHEAPER. ALMOST GHHH! CALVIN NOW?! @'

Yesterday I noticed a local bar had expanded its outdoor patio area so I went to their Facebook page to see if anything was posted about it. Nothing there but I did find this........

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