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Rolling on da floor laughing till tears steam down my face I can't see straight OH wait what's dat over der in da corner no on da floor oh purty pink bumps oh dey look yummy HEY Fuzzy hands off der mine = what ever dey are ,pops one in me mouth oh YUMMMMMMMMMMMMY and lookie at dem purtiy birdies shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuzz ball someone is close stop dat or she will hear us ... ROT ROUH its playingthegame and she be PI***** at me dust bunnies wait is dis my bed hehehehe and why am I under it and not on it ?????? me thunks I need a nudder pink thingie,,, glares at Fuzz Ball you ate them all??? wohahahahahaha lookie at da nurse all hog tied over der shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WTH is that swooping around me head? a broom?? oh Fuzz Ball wanta go fer a ride ?? grabs broom hops on and yells yiddddddddie up or giddddddddddddie up what ever
YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hold tight Fuzz Ball ............
HAHAHAHAHA.... RANDY.... you silly bunny ..... If you remember the summer of 2015, we had a very good reason to hide under the bed.... all our tomfoolery and shenanigans - the pillow found in the battle pit and used in pillow fights being one of my favorite forum pastimes ... such care free days... sniff, sniff...
da fuzz in da britches under da bed
Oh YEAH da pillow fight now yer talking fuzzy ****
PILLOW FIGHT WHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
PTGI have just seen a large blue feather floating past me as I rested in the Broken Carriage. Is it one of yours?
Hows bout we use "My Pillow" less clean up, better night sleep and of course the pink thingies always help.
I have been down to the dungeons and found the stocks.
Shackles do not seem to work and the white padded jacket is laughable in this case.
I am bringing them up to the ward and however long it takes, I WILL pinion that maniac.
I am plastered in Watermelon, which should never have been allowed into the rooms anyway, but can still muster enough strength to zap the patient.
But wait a minute! I am a patient too......... Nurse!
PTG needs two white jackets and a new broom...Y'all need to stop with the pillow fights before that dragon sneezes and all those feathers end up stuck to the ceiling with dragon snot...
OH craponacracker Fuzzy Toes now ya done gone and did it ,,, sheeeeeeesh now dey know I is free,,,, runs from Castel to Town ,, puff puff nope no hiding here yikesssssss whew just slide by PTG hehehehhehe opsie whew that was to close >>>> nurse wiff a syringie thinie ready fer me ,,,,,,,, ** tummmbble bang, boom , arffff ,,,,Underground Grotto??? oh good maybe Mamma crock will help me ,,,,,, yikes no no I is no bone ya crazy gator,,,,,,, oh no she found me agin tears over to Cloud City,,,,,,, puff puff puff whew I is gettin to ole fer dis ********
gots to hide I do not like da way that bird be a eyeing me ,,, tears over to da Dark Tower,,, oh oh oh der is da Dark Knight maybe he can help me,,,, hummmmmmm his eyes be glassssssie ahuh he found me lill pink goodies ,,,,,,, gots to rest zzzzzzzzzzz
I hear the crowd outside my room cheering and look out of the window to see a small lithe female astride a very large and ugly crocodile. She is wearing the victor’s laurel wreath and being tossed flowers and garlands by the adoring MC players as she generously distributes her bounty from the dice table.
She is crooning that devilish ditty: The sun's as warm as a baked potato
This will not do! She now thinks she rules the Castle by using words like “sun” and “potato” from my favorite HOSes.
I will not be subdued by illegal tactics. There is no mention of a horseshoe Frisbee being used as a weapon in my Don Quixote manual.
I don my very bent chain mail and limp out of my room and downstairs. On the way I tie two brooms together to form a very long pole and get a large steak from the Guard’s Room.
Thus armed I stride into the jousting lists invoking the ancient Castle gods to my aid. I shout Crazy Horse’s own yawp “:Hokahe Today is a good day to die!”
The crowd hushes and she turns her leviathan to face me. I see the beast’s nose twitch as it smells the meat
Let battle commence!
RandyI sing at the top of the bottom of my heart WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SHINeing
Page 4 Continued...
PTGI look behind me and see a now very disheveled Randy prone by my feet with a mouth full of Dragon ???.
I awake to a strange squawk, wet and dishevelled.
My ammunition has scattered. A drunken lunatic has fallen on top of my last scorpion. His flatulence is frankly alarming - probably due to the missing leather on the seat of his chaps, but I roll him for pink pills. I find feathers, dust bunnies, empty potion vials, a half chewed spell book and several pieces of Poppet. I cry - no pills.
Then I realise we're not in the belfry.
My position has been compromised. It has turned into the interior of a paddy wagon! I knew things changed around the Castle, but this is certainly extreme. Two official looking guards are in the front seat. I don't recall being sent on quests by these two people! They must be impostors!
There must be something left in my ammunition bag. Ahhh, of course, the most devastating weapon is snoozing at the bottom.
I pull out my last slingshot, hidden securely in my official siege knickers. I load my ammunition and let fly!
The squirrel lands smack in the back of the driver's head. The wagon careens off the bridge and onto the ice. Skaters scream and flee. But my weapon is not done yet. He jumps from one guard's face to another, all over the dashboard then down to the floor and up the left trouser leg of the driver.
In the commotion I wrench open the back doors. Freedom!
There is honour in war, so I grab Randy by the leg and fling him out onto the ice. He skittles several skaters. I probably should have turned him over - those bottomless chaps will cause some serious freezer burn!
As the wagon twirls towards the Castle vicinity I tuck and roll, landing at the foot of some screaming children.
They calm down and offer to sell me stuff.
PTGI stare morosely out of what used to be my window onto the Castle moat where the young skaters are playing and frolicking.
Page 5 Continued...
I throw the paper down and stomp on it and my mind explodes BOOOOOOOOOOOM making dat bomb wiff da dead pirate look like a firecracker,,,... I am flaming hot now making what lill ice thingies hanging on what was left of me britches drop like fly's so hot I no longer feel da pain in me rump roast at the otter end of moi.
Craponacracker iffin I kin only stop me toofies from clancking together I could speak as I watch PTG pick up and read d a paper and watch her face go a rainbow of colours, I shake my head yes yes yes the boheiminie had dar nerve to write and air mail to me,, I hear da wicked one say a dress A DRESS you you you *** carefull der Cap she is still a lady **** ya right me head shouts she be deminted I tell ya off her cotton pickin rocker,,I will make her a dress oh ya betcha I will ,, signals to PTG look here as I grab my broken Sai and draw a dress in da snow *AN IRON MADIEN *** wiff chains flowing like water making it look like an ocupussy I do not have to walk cause me shaking so bad me body moves by it;s self, PYG try;s her best to cover me poor raw inflamed swollen backside, to cold to be mubble mubble mubble head bobs to da Tavern trying to get PTG to understand sign lingo is no easy task but I thunk she be catching on
You trying to tell me you piece of raw meat that you want me to take you to Salty's??? head bobs like mad YES YES YES der be me honey rum der and Salty will heat it nice and warm for us den I kin thaw out the we can plan our attack on that nut case up der eyes fly up to da Belfry,,,eyes plead PLEASE understand me woman and get me to Salty's like yesterday....................PTG grabs a pair of skates from one of the kids and trys to put dem on me,,, you gone and lost it woman you really want me to put dem on???a wicked grin comes over PTGs face rot rouh I in BIG twouble,,,,,,
PTGSince all that half-baked assistant Cap’n Bob can do at the moment is to mumble and point towards the Castle, I offer him a cough sweet.
PTGI failed to realize that the “intimate” relationship between Randy and his pet Frosty included telepathy.
PAGE 6 CONTINUED
I look at Frost with WTF are those two on??
Dem der smidjits thunk you shoot flames ? when you shoot frezzin streams of Ice and call you Frosty?????
Rot Rouh me hind neithers are out and aboot agin , *&^%$%^&*()_ who took me cover $%^&*()$%^&*() dis thin never goin heal right grabs alcohuelouie and bends over ,, grits toofies and pours HOLY MOTHER OF @#$%^&*()_ DAT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me backside takes on a life of its own and me thuncks me heart beat drops to da otter end of me body BOOM BOOM BOOM THROB THROB :IT'S ALIVE,,,,,,
All da sudden every thin goes dead silent as I look up to see dem two nut cases in a death stare down,,, rot rouh dis goin be good as I swipe Monkey Do Do ovein me shoulder
whohoooooooo I kin make me a pile of coins here ,, attention ya all I is a betin PTG will win dis one and to proff it I slap 1,000,000 coins on da Dice Table any takers???
I chant GO PTG GO PTG GO PTG wipe da floor wiff her hide and send her back wiff her pack of chewed up dead useless critters ,,, Send her where ?? hey not fer me to decide I is an idjit remember and accordin to yerself useless as T**S on a Bull
PTGOur current round of peace negotiations lasts about ten seconds this time and is broken by the foolish advance of my lone enemy albeit an armed one.
PAGE 6 CONTINUED
PTGHaving recovered from the shock of seeing my recent mortal enemy returning to the Tavern with a "white flag", I sit down and join her in a "bevvie" and a biscuit.
PAGE 7 CONTINUED
OMG iffin I was not already loonie tune ,around da bend , over da top, lost in a mind field , these two are goin be da death of me.
What in da name of Sam H**L Castel you been you, cause from what I is ahearin you two
seem to have taken da road over to da forrest over der and done lost not only yer way but yer minds to boot.
Oh wait de on da way to Centaur Palace wohooooo I would love to see der Faces iffin they come me friend and commarde in arms da Cetaur King , his Queen , and there lovely daughter ** what a warrior she is wowwwwww**
Shakes head ,, back to present ,,,Salty I needs a drink dis going to be a long and hard thin for these two to understand,,ducks as a chattering squirel goes whizzing by,GRRRRRRRRRR stop dat Jenifer or I will go get da Griffin , he be much bigger then he was when he first landed at da Castel Gates,, I am sure he could leave da cloud of smoke that looks like Murk holding that * NOT DER Crystal Ball,,,and you thunk I mubble HA have you ever heard him??
What's it goin take fer you two to remember?? oh wait what am I saying one thunck Frost is a snowman wiff wings and is love wiff her and the other PTG thuncks I is nutso,, true but besides dat,, Hummm maybe iffin I writes it down and they kin stop der eyeballs from twirling around in der head like da dice on da table,,Saltys gots a pencil and paper handy?? NO NO ya idjit not a mug P-a-p-e-r P-e-n-c-i-l
oh how I wish Arabella would turn ole Chamberbutt back to dat cute lill purpel bat but leave Henry alone to find his way back to beeing an architectie and not a Troll,,I grab a stick and start writing in da dirt floor,, now pay attention you two,,,, Once upon a time ,,,
what does a body have to do to get into the hospital? What does fur cones have to do with it and how many? I have checked every nook and cranny and can't fine it. Please help me!!!
oh, one more thing. What is a triple header?
This is a fictional story that playingthegame and eastendteddy (Randy) started........ Randy is soon to go into the real hospital shortly for a scheduled procedure (I really don't think you will want to go there) so that was incorporated into their fictional story. Fir cones is just a random item mentioned from the Christmas decorations to maintain an MC theme for the thread.
Triple Header means that Randy achieved 3 items with one final task....(1) He finished the Castle Challenge (he thought he would be in the hospital before it was over)....(2)....finishing the Castle Challenge gave him a new avatar........(3) That avatar he got from finishing the Castle Challenge also helped him meet the Master of Disguise achievement.....so he got the Werewolf (wolfie) avatar.
Don't take this thread seriously......it will hurt your brain (at least it does mine) to try to figure it all out.