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I KEPT TURNING THE KNOB ONE TURN, LIKE CAP SAID. MISS OPEL CAME IN WITH A PLATE FOR CAP BUT I TOLD HER HE MUST BE DREAMIN' UP A STORM CUZ HE KEEPS MUMBLING IN HIS SLEEP. NOT SURE WHAT'S IN THAT POTION BUT IT SURE HAS HIM GOIN' LOL
MISS OPEL SAID THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT AND SHE'D SIT WITH CAP A WHILE, AFTER WAKING HIM AND GETTING HIM TO EAT HIS SUPPER, THEN BACK TO THE STRETCHING CONTRAPTION.
I GO OFF IN SEARCH OF PUP, WHO I KNOW MUST BE FEELING AS BADLY AS I DO ABOUT A PRANK GONE SO WRONG, TO LET HER KNOW HOW CAP IS COMING ALONG!
Angel, do ya see how his Eyes keeps twitching and He keeps mumbling something about smelling "Wabits?" Surely He's not dreaming about the Special Rooms Past and still very "Special Comrades"......Hummmmm......Captain Randy....Oh, Captain Randy....is Grim and Miss Roo in there with you also....??? How about PTG Captain Randy....We really better start looking for Him once more now that Summer is rapidly coming to the Castle and who knows what Adventures are in store for us.....Sigh........Miss Opal...could you and Miss Katt please watch over the Captain while Angel and I go and change our own duds then find Snow and Frost too to be certain they are well fed and comfortable also. Afterward, We will be back quicker then a "Bunny Wabit" can Hoppity Hop right Angel?!!!
ARG MUMMBLE SNORT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WABBIT?? MO CAN NOT BE ..
GRIM YA THERE OR ARE YA STILL HIDING OH NO ORGES RUN GET BEHIND ME AS I LASH OUT WITH MY SAI HUM SEEMS MORE LIKE A FEATHER THEN MY SAI DUCKKKKKKKKKKKK INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
MOAN GROAN AS I FIGHT WHAT IS HOLDING ME DOWN.
GOTTA SAVE GRIM AND ROO ROO.
WHERE IS SNOW AND FROST ?? WHERE IS SMOKE SHEBA THE PUPS??
WHERE IS MY ELLE MY BLOSSOM CHERRY FANG AND STUMP.. WELL HELLO THERE LILL ONE YOU ARE SO DARN CUTE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM AND WHAT A CUTE HAT YOU HAVE THERE YOU ARE SMALL FOR A PEKINESE SO YOU MUST BE A LILL GIRL,
WHAT YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU?
OKAY YOU LEAD THE WAY I ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yawn stretch owie wth??
Umm why can I not move I gota go BAD
Teeth are floating and singing anchors away.
I try to get up but no go seems I am tied down ????
The dust bunnies waken and I remember Ada helping me into bed and fixing the rake *** The Mid Evil Torture Tool **** it is where I got the idea to stretch out my back when t pops out,
Then it hits me my back did not JUST POP OUT #$%^&()_)(&^%$# PUP ADA AND SNOW are in deep doo doo but I have to whizz first no I have to get up first $%^&*()(*&^% can't move my arms to reach the break on the wheel so I can get up.
ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SOMEONE GET IN HERE AND LET ME UP
OMG bladder hang on
UH OH! I HEAR CAP YELLING TO COME GET HIM SO I HIGHTAIL IT TO HIS ROOM! HE SAYS HE'S GOTTA GO BAD AND TO GET HIM OUT OF THE STRETCHER, SO I RELEASE THE BRAKE ON THE WHEEL AND UNTIE HIM. HE TAKES OFF RUNNING FOR THE LOO.....I GUESS THAT STRETCHER WORKED.......LOL
AS SOON AS MY FEET WERE FREE I JUMPED OUT OF THE BED ALMOST KNOCKING ANGEL INTO THE WALL.
I RAN AS FAST AS I COULD PRAYING BLADDER DO NOT FAIL ME NOW.
STOOPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS AND SAID HOLY CRAPONACRACKER YOU ARE ONE VERY STUPID IDJIT... YOU HAVE A FULLY OPERATIONAL BATHROOM N YOUR COTTAGE SO WHY THE RUSH TO THE TEA ROOM???
A PAIN HIT MY BLADDER AND BUCKLED MY KNEES I ALMOST KISSED THE DIRT.
I LOOKED TOWARDS THE TEA ROOM AND THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT THERE NOR BACK TO MY COTTAGE AS I STOOD THERE FAMILY JEWELS HELD TIGHT LEGS CROSSED AND DOING A JIG.
WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO WHERE TO MORE LIKE IT.
I TURN AND RAN TO THE NEAREST BRUSH ZIPPER HALF WAY DOWN AND IT STICKS ON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON YOU HAVE TO WORK I CAN NOT CUT YOU OPEN SEEING I HAVE ON MY SPECIAL INDESTRUCTIBLE PANTS GIVEN TO ME BY PTG'S FAIRY GODMOTHER.
IT FINALLY OPENS AND OMG THE RELIEF
THANK GOD THIS BUSH IS HIGH ENOUGH TO HIDE ME,,,
??????? HOW MUCH CAN ONE BLADDER HOLD?????
I AM DRENCHED IN SWEAT AND LEGS FEEL LIKE A WET NOODLE BUT MADE IT.
I LOOK AROUND TO SEE NO ONE IS NEAR SO I PULL MYSELF TOGETHER AND SLOWLY WALK BACK TO MY COTTAGE TO CHANGE MY SHIRT AND THINK ABOUT A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR THOSE THREE HOOLIGANS
I WILL GO TAD EASIER ON ANGEL SHE DID UNTIE ME BEFORE IT WAS TO LATE BUT MAN THAT WAS CUTTING IT SHORT.
I AM GOING TO HAVE FIGURE OUT A SAFETY SWITCH TO UNLOCK THAT WHEEL/
AFTER I CLEAN UP AND CHANGE MY SHIRT I CALL ON THE AMULET
PUP ANGEL AND SNOW OPEN FIELD 5 MINUTES
OH DEAR! WHAT NOW, I WONDER.....I GO FIND PUP SO WE CAN GET SNOW AND MEET CAP IN THE FIELD. ARE WE GOING TO DO MORE DRILLS BEFORE THE BIG BATTLE THAT'S SURELY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER?! OOOH, THAT'LL BE FUN, RIGHT PUP?
I'M NOT SO SURE, ANGEL....BY THE SOUND OF CAP'S VOICE, IT'S MORE LIKELY WE'RE ABOUT TO GET OUR PUNISHMENT FOR OUR PRANK GONE WRONG. BUT, PUP, IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS ON PURPOSE.....IT HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT! DO YOU THINK CAP WILL UNDERSTAND THAT AND GO EASY ON US????????????????
WE'LL SEE, ANGEL, NOW LET'S GO BEFORE WE MAKE IT WORSE BY BEING LATE.......................
"Boy oh boy Angel!"....Sure don't know how things could get any worse with our Captain Randy.......Hummmm.....Sigh...."Wait a second here!" "I think I just might have a solution to what may be ailing our Glorious Leader!" Angel...when was the last time Captain Randy took a well deserved "Vacation" and just relaxed for a week or two? "That's what I thought too!" A loooonnnggg time ago right?!!! Well the Jacob Family has been requesting that we all get together at their Farm for a week or two doesn't that sound like a perfect idea?? Maybe some of our other friends like PTG, Roo, and Welsh Rabbit would like to join us also....hint, hint......Opal and Miss Katt already said that they would love to go on ahead of us in order to prepare the goodies and swap favorite recipes too. And Salty said that He and some of the other Castle inhabitants would take over the keeping of the Tea Room while we are resting at the Jacobs Farm. "Come on Angel, lets put this idea to Captain Randy OK?"
As we enter this Scene dear Friends we will find Angel and Pup sipping their cold lemonades and just relaxing........."Isn't this the life of leisure and tranquility Angel that we have been lacking for such an awfully long time?" "Yup...it certainly is that Pup...What say you we had on back to the Kitchen for some of Opals d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s lip smacking..."BANG!...BANG!...BOOM!" "What the heck was that Pup?" "That?" Why that's just the Captain giving Jacob's Young'uns rides on the Old Putt, Putt that's all...Boy does that ever bring back Memories of the first time Captain Randy ever placed me in back of Him then yelled......"Hang on tight Kid cause it might be a bumpy one and your Granny Fletcher would have my guts for garters if I should lose you along the way!!" All I can say Angel is that I fell in love with that old bucket of nuts and bolts Putt, Putt that very day as we sped along the Castles roads and trails.....yelling....WHEEEEEeeeeeee all the way!! It still amazes me that Captain Randy didn't become deaf that day....
I was about ready to scream into the Amulet for those two hooligans that the longer they make me wait the mader I will get and there punishment will be TEN times harder.
Just as I am about to blow some ear drums off I see Snow slowly coming my way and yep there they are and about bloody time.
Frost lands like a feather next to me and says *Rider* go easy on them they I am sure they meant no harm and with all the stress we are under I am sure Pup was only trying to ease it a bit and combine play time with some training for Snow.
I was a bit taken aback for this is not Frost's way he never talks this way or any way except war matters,,, but thinking about his wise words gives me a moment of thought.
I turn back and see two heads bowed and hands behind there backs ready for a royal dressing down by me.
LOOK AT ME==== there heads raise and our eyes meet ,,, my heart skips a beat and a lump jumps into my throat,,,,
#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@#%^&*()_+_)(*& I mumble under my breath ,,, how in hell do I handel this ??
I can not stand to see a woman cry it tears me apart and here standing before me is my rambunctious Pup who I jave almost raised and love as if she was my daughter and our beloved Angel that we have have grown to love and rely on as our ace reporter/ in training to be a warrior.
Both have tears in there eyes and Pup's lip in a pout.
I stare hard but the words will not come.
Frost nudges me with his nose.
Snow is bowing her head under her huge chest.
My heart almost breaks.
I clear my throat and say ,,, about time you showed up what did you do take the long way around the Castle ???
They both started to talk at once,,,, okay okay enough I was going to come hard on you three but on second thought I will go easy on you ,,, all three looked at me with huge smiles yes even Snow snarled a Dragon smile.
Wait not so fast you are not getting away Scot free.
Snow you will be grounded for two days not to fly even to hunt Frost will feed you,,, as for you two hand over your weapons all of them and report to Opel for one week of KP understand?
You will be peeling spuds and cutting onions and vegies as Opel and Miss Katt need,,,, you will also clean up the kitchen and Tea Room after all the meals sweeping and washing all floors and NO you can NOT use PTG'S broom/
Oh and do not forget the bathrooms and showers I want them spic and span clean enough to eat off of /
Now hop to it before I change my mind and hand you what I was going to do to you.
They flew away .
Frost nudged me as to say Thank You okay Frost take Snow to your cave and watch her.... ** RIDER****
Feeling good about not blasting them I headed for my cottage to clean up when I heard crackling in my Amulet
I could finally make out Mrs. Fletcher hum she must have talked to Pup before she meet me with Angel and Pup told Angel Her Grannies idea for a vacation at Jacob's farm.
Oh that does sound like a good idea but the girls need to see I am serious so maybe I will cut the KP down a few days.
I head for a shower and get ready for supper I am starving.