I hand the captain a quick shot of his honey rum to kill the taste. No Cap - no more. At least not until you tell us what's going on.

GUESS I HAVE MY ORDERS,   I GO OUT TO THE BACK WHERE THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN DUG UNDER THE TEA ROOM.    THE GNOME BUILDERS A STANDING WAITING.  NOT TO WORRY YOU WILL GET PAID.  

JACOB, AND HIS FRIEND ARE GOING IN AND OUT BRINGING WHATEVER THEY FIND.  

I TELL THE LEADER OF THE GNOME BUILDERS.  AS SOON AS THEY HAVE EVERYTHING OUT TO GO IN AND INCASE THE HOLE IN A REINFORCED STRUCTURE.  THEN FIX THE TEA ROOM.  THE CAP WANTS ALL THE ROOMS INTACT BUT REINFORCED.  SO THIS CAN NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.  I AGREE TO HIS PRICE.  WHAT ELSE COULD I DO.   

AND PLEASE PUT A VERY THICK STRONG DOOR ON WHERE THE TUNNEL ENTERS THOSE ROOMS.  AND REINFORCE THE TUNNEL SO IT DOES NOT COLLAPSE IF THERE IS A BLAST CLOSE BY.

THE OPENING SHOULD ALSO BE SECURED WITH A VERY STOUT DOOR AND STRONG LOCKS.

I KNOW IT WILL COST MORE.   PLEASE JUST DO IT.  REMEMBER YOU ARE BEING PAID IN GEMS.  BETTER THAN GOLD.  

AFTER JACOB AND HIS FRIENDS BROUGHT OUT THE LAST OF WHAT THEY COULD FIND THE GNOME BUILDERS WENT TO WORK.
DINKY, SMIDGE ARE YOU STILL ON GOOD TERMS WITH THE DWARFS. YES, WAS THE REPLY. GOOD FIND THE BEST YOU CAN AND ASK THEM TO REINFORCE ALL OF THE PORTALS. I KNOW OF 2 BUT IF THERE ARE MORE REINFORCE THEM. TELL THEM I WANT THEM TO MAKE SURE A BLAST WILL NOT BRING THEM DOWN.
OFF THEY WENT. I CROSSED MY FINGERS THAT ALL WOULD GO WELL.
BACK TO THE TEA ROOM TO SEE HOW THINGS WERE THERE. THE CAP WAS AT THE TABLE EATING. GOOD HE WILL NEED HIS STRENGTH. 

 AS I ENTER THE TEA ROOM TO GIVE CAP HIS NOTES AND TO SIT AND TAKE NOTES AS HE ASKED, I HEAR CHARLIE FILLING HIM IN ABOUT HER INSTRUCTIONS TO THE DWARVES ABOUT SHORING UP THE PORTALS.

HOLD UP, CHARLIE, THERE ARE ACTUALLY THREE PORTALS.  THERE'S A NEW ONE AT THE END OF THE NORTHERN LANDS THAT, WHEN ENTERING THROUGH IT, TAKES YOU TO THE TITANS AREA.  SO YOU NEED TO LET THEM KNOW TO TAKE  CARE OF THAT ONE TOO.

MISS KATT BRINGS ME MY MEAL SO I FINISH QUICKLY AS I CAN TELL BY THE LOOK ON CAP'S FACE, HE'S READY TO GET THIS MEETING STARTED!

I QUICKLY OPEN MY AMULET TO DINKY, AND SMIDGE.  THERE ARE THREE PORTALS.  A NEW ONE AT THE END OF THE NORTHERN LANDS.   

KATT STARTS TO SET FOOD BEFORE ME I TELL HER JUST COFFEE AND HONEY NOW.  I WILL EAT WHEN I HAVE THE REST OF CAPS ORDERS FILLED.

DINKY, ANSWERS   GOT IT.  WHO PAYS?  I DO.

I NOW OPEN MY AMULET TO JEN .   JEN CAP SAY HE WANT EVERY TUNNEL BLOWN,  BUT LEAVE GRIMS.  AREA STANDING THEY HAVE BEEN REINFORCED AGAINST BLASTS.   THE SURROUNDING MARKED TUNNELS ARE ALSO TO BE BLASTED.  

I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME.  PLEASE TAKE THE JOB.  REPORT TO CAP WHEN YOU ARE DONE. 

I ALSO CALL TO FINN AND HE FRIENDS.

PLEASE STAY OUT OF ANY TUNNELS UNTIL I LET YOU KNOW IT IS SAFE.

"What's that sound?"

I sit upright.  It was a bad idea.  Ever since the airbombing was completed, I've been hanging out with the Vikings.

Apparently, I'm the meanest drunk they've ever seen.

"Tunnels blown?  ALL the tunnels blown?"

I sigh. 

"Olaf, hold my beer."

I stand.  Another bad idea.

"OK... anybody got any dynamo... dybamine... boom stuff?  OLAF! Stop drinking my beer!"

I belch and set off towards the nearest tunnel.

An hour later I awake.  I'm about 3 feet from where I started.

"Where's my beer?"

KATT I WILL TAKE THAT SOUP NOW. THEN IT IS OFF TO THE BARN AFTER I FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ALL THE POTIONS AND SUCH IN CAP'S CABIN  HE WANTED THEM AND HE SHALL HAVE THEM I JUST NEED A BUNCH OF THOSE BASKET I KEEP FINDING.   

KATT FIX ME SOME COFFEE FOR THE BARN.  I AM GOING TO WAIT UP FOR DINKY AND SMIDGE TO COME BACK.  

JACOB SAYS HE WILL HELP ME PACK UP THE THINGS THEY BROUGHT OUT OF THE ROOMS UNDER THE TEA ROOM.   THEN HE WILL RETURN HOME.  HIS FRIENDS HAD EATEN AND LEFT ALREADY.

WITH JACOB'S HELP WE WERE ABLE TO GET EVERYTHING TO CAP'S CABIN.

I WAVED GOODBYE TO JACOB AND HEADED FOR THE BARN.

I WONDERED IF JEN WREN HEARD ME AND WOULD COME.   HOPE SHE REMEMBERS I HAVE A LARGE STOCKPILE OF DYNAMITE AND A FEW KEGS OF BLACK POWDER I HAVE PICKED UP ON MY TRAVELS AROUND THE REALM.

JEN MUST COME I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE ROO WENT AND SHE HAS BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. HOPE SHE IS OK.  

AS I ENTER THE BARN AN SET MY BAG DOWN,  I SEE A SMALL MOVEMENT,  AND OUT STEPS FINN.  

NOW TELL ME WHY WE MUST STAY OUT OF THE TUNNELS YOU KNOW THAT IS HOW WE GET ABOUT TO GET SUPPLIES.

I FILL HIM IN.    I AM AFRAID YOUR TUNNELS WILL BE GONE WHEN YOU TRY TO RE-ENTER THEM.   THEN TELL HIM IF THEY NEED ANYTHING COME TO ME I WILL FILL ANY ORDER THEY NEED, TILL THE ALL CLEAR IS SOUNDED  AND YOU HAVE RE-ESTABLISHED YOU ROUTES. 

HE IS NOT HAPPY BUT AGREES AND LEAVES.  

GUESS I HAD BETTER MAKE MY ROUNDS THIS IS GOING TO COST ME A BUNDLE.    THEN I LAUGH,  I SPEND VERY LITTLE ON MYSELF MOST OF MY EXPENSES ARE FOR SPECIAL THINGS FOR THE ZOO.  THEY PROBABLY WILL NEVER NOTICE IF THE SPECIAL TREATS COME LESS OFTEN. 

I AM JUST HOPING JEN WREN HEARD ME AND SHOWS UP.    IF OPAL EVER FOUND OUT I WAS STUFFING ALL THE DYNAMITE IN A COUPLE OF SALTY'S OLD WHISKY BARRELS BELOW HER KITCHEN THE ENTRANCE IS JUST BEFORE YOU GET TO THE PANTRY PAST THE STOVE,  I MAY NEVER GET DECENT COFFEE AGAIN.   BUT IF JEN COMES SHE WILL KNOW IT IS THERE.  THAT GIRL CAN SMELL DYNAMITE.  I SWEAR SHE CAN.  IF NOT THEN THE CAP CAN HAVE A BUNKER BUILT TO PUT IT IN.   FOR NOW IT IS SAFE. 

COOL AND DRY AND SAFE. 

I wander through the tunnels, until a familiar smell gets my attention.

I follow it, like a cartoon hobo floating towards a pie cooling on a windowsill.

Lo and behold, my nose has led me to a huge cache of dynamite, TNT and even a barrel of gun powder.

"Awwww! Pretty!"

I light a match to get a better look.

ANGEL SITS WITH ME AND LISTENS TO CHARLIE'S REPORT OF WHAT HAS BEEN DONE ,,, WHAT IS BEING DONE SAND WHAT WILL IS GOING TO BE DONE.\

FANTASTIC EXULTANT PERFECT I SAY BETWEEN MOTH FULLS ... I DID NOT REALIZE I WAS THAT HUNGRY BUT MISS KATT AND OPEL KNOW ME WELL.

ANGEL LOOKS AT OPEL AS SHE SETS A PLATE IN FRONT OF HER ,, ANGEL SAYS THANK YOU OPEL BUT I AM NOT HUNGRY   YOU HUSH CHILD AND EAT WHATS I PUT OF FRONT OF YOU  ,,,, YOU NOTHING BUT SKIN AND BONE NOW YOU DIG IN I MADE YOUR FAVORITE ,,,, RIB EYE STEAK DONE AS YOU LIKE CREAMY MASHED POTATOES AND PEAS NOW EAT.

I START TO READ AS ANGEL EATS LOL SHE IS EATING LIKE IT IS HER FIRST MEAL IN YEARS  BLESS HER LILL COTTON WHITE SOCKS

CHARLIE HERE TAKE THIS WITH MY DEEPEST THANKS,

HER CHIN ALMOST DROPS TO THE FLOOR AS SHE LOOKS IN THE BAG AND SEES THE GEMS.

I KNOW YOU PAID THE GNOMES AND I KNOW YOU SPEND NOTHING ON YOURSELF BUT USE THE GEMS TO BUY THE ZOO THERE TREATS NOW YOU CAN BE SURE THEY WILL HAVE THEM AND IF YOU RUN SHORT DO NOT WORRY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

ANGELS PUSHES HER PLATE AWAY WIPES HER MOUTH ON HER NAPKIN AND LEANS BACK WITH A HUGE SMILE.

GOOD RIGHT I ASK HER ? SHE NODS OH YA

I HAVE MADE A BUNCH OF NOTATION SO YOU READY?

SHE GRABS HER MAGIC PEN AND WE SPEND HOURS ME TALKING HER WRITING.

WE STOP ONLY TO QUENCH OUR THIRST AND STRETCH OUR LEGS.

WE CAN HERE THE WORKS HARD AT IT AND I SMILE KNOWING EVERY THING I ASKED FOR IS BEING DONE.

ALL TUNNELS WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF BY OUR RESIDENT BLOWER UPPER AND I KNOW HOW JEN LOVES MAKING THINGS GO BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I LEAN OVER TO ANGEL AND SAY KEEP THIS TO YOU FOR NOW OK?

I WILL NEED A DISTRACTION AS I LEAVE FOR A BIT ,,, IF ANYONE ASKS I AM IN MY CABIN GOING OVER WHAT WAS BROUGHT UP FROM THOSE ROOMS AND AM NOT TO BE DISTURBED,

OKAY SHE SAYS WITH RAISED EYEBROWS.

I SLIP OUT THE BACK DOOR AND HEAD TO SPEAK TO CHARLIE,

I FIND HER AS ALWAYS TAKING CARE OF THE ZOO.

CHARLIE TAKE A BREAK A MINUTE...... I POUR HER A FRESH CUP OF COFFEE AND A HONEY RUM FOR ME,

WE GO OVER THE ORDERS I GAVE HER TO GIVE TO THE WORKERS,,, NOW YOU MADE IT CLEAR ABOUT THE ROOMS DOWNSTAIRS AND GRIMS?

AND THAT THEY WILL JOOSE THERE TUNNELS?

I NOW S MIDGE IS NOT HAPPY BUT I HAVE PLANS FOR A BETTER WAY FOR THEM TO MOVE AROUND AND GET THERE NEEDS IT WILL BE BIGGER BETTER AND MUCH SAFER AND I AM SURE THEY WILL BE HAPPY.

NOW I AM GOING TO LOOK OVER WHAT YOU PIT IN MY CABIN SO MAKE SURE I AM NOT DISTURBED EVEN TO EAT I WILL EAT WHEN I AM DONE.

I KNOW OPEL WILL BE P**** AT ME BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.

I MAKE SURE NO ONE IS AROUND AND I HEAD TO THE OPEM FIELD.

FROST AND SNOW ARE RESTING WAITING FOR ME KNOWING I WAS COMING.

**** RIDER***** WARRIOR******

COME JOIN ME AS WE SIT FACING EACH OTHER AS WE CHANT