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Oh, I love these jokes.
My upstairs neighbor keeps using the squeaky floor to make noise and annoy me because of my lack of effort cleaning.
ofcourse, this is none of his business.
Today I got even with words.
I called up there in a loud voice...
Someone upstairs needs to grow up. You must need a babysitter to supervise you and keep you from doing that.
I risque joke that may offend (If so I am sorry but you should first read who has posted it and be warned!)
Please don't ban me for being a "mere" male of the species in a hen coop of ladies!
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, and severely banged my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful, woman, who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “get in and I will take you to my house so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come now, I am a nurse" she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
It is an actual real life group, held at the local baptist church for people who just want to get together and do some craft, have a chat, a cuppa. Many people who live alone come from all walks of life, faith, no faith or whatever. You might just have a long way to travel. Check in your local area if you are interested LOL
That last joke was at our group about 3 weeks ago
Great minds think alike!
None of my jokes are originals.
They just seem to flitter around the globe ang rest for a while in my inbox!
Most are videos which I can't post here without the top level of prescription
Three guys walk into a bar...the fourth one ducked!
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS !
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS !