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PTGPutting my broom down, having done its punitive work, I bow slightly towards A.e.gram
JENIFERI look cautiously around the room, then unzip my mouth.
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And we need some 101 strategy with planning maps, schedules and above all luck.
Rootles around the sparse vegetation and finds one bedraggled
Throws a bucket at at Jenifer and a HOW TO 101 list fer dummies sheeesh iffin I kin reads it I am sure ya kin.
And keep yer cotton pickin mitts offin me grabs octopussie thunckin it be me bagpipes, arggggggggggggggggggggg women always movin me stuff around,,,
Now where did ya hide me Pipe da one wiff da Wolfie on it?? grabs cloak on da druncken sailor ,,, bones go crashing to da floor opppppsie PTG needs yer broom here ,,
Um Santa could ya put down da dice and move over just a smigggggin , nope not der,,,
Spy's Salty tip over three mugs,, GRRRRRRRRRRRR dis be no time to play what's under da mug you drunckin gallot and iffin you hide me pipe under der ya be in fur it.
Waves me Sai around like da maniac I is and screams where is me pipe? kin no thunck wiff out it,,,,,,,, and lost me story line Good Gravy,,,,,,,,,
JENIFER"Well Randy, the criminally insane do tend to get distracted easily."
JENIFERThe orderlies and guards slowly surround pre-op Cap'n RoboRandy. It takes a while.
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JENIFERI come to and find myself sitting on the floor in a circle with several other people and a man in a white coat.
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PTGOooooo! She is such a feisty creature and soooo bossy!
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PTGNow we all know that those orderlies can move quite quickly when they have to, and especially if they want to catch moi.
PTGI have persuaded my partner to return to the Confessional with the promise of an ice cream (if it hasn’t all melted yet)
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In the workshop I give the password to the jeweler's assistant. In the back room is a door labeled "in case of elevators do not use fire." (You didn't think I would really say the password out loud where anyone could hear it - did you?) I've reached the compromised Cloud City tunnel.
My phone buzzes with a text message. Cash the ferret wants to know the turn rotation if three people are playing double solitaire. I shove the phone away.
I traverse the tunnel, looking for any tears in the local universum, or signs of actual physical construction of lairs (secret, evil or otherwise). Nothing, just a tunnel with nice stonework, lit by the occasional light bulb. Except by now I should have reached the intersection for the passage to the Dream Palace, and it isn't here.
I pull out the phone to access its location finder. Wait, what was Cash doing in the Griffin Stall? For that matter, where am I? The coordinates don't match up to any MC location I recognize - totally off the grid. Immediately I backtrack to the jeweler's workshop, and that entrance is missing as well. Just smooth stonework, as far as I can see. Which isn't very far as the tunnel now ends abruptly.
I'm lost in an uncharted tunnel, and I may not even be in the MC world anymore.
PTGWell there is no way that I can catch up with Jenny Wren, when she is on a mission.
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JENIFERPogoRandy and I sit together in the ancient park with ice cream dripping down our lumpy heads.