Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Vets across regional Australia rely on a few loyal animals they can call on in an emergency, like Mia the Great Dane.
Mia is just three-years-old but has donated blood six times at Knox Veterinary Clinic in Dalby, Queensland.
Her first donation saved Jenna the husky, who started bleeding after having seven puppies.
Thanks to Mia, they all survived.
At least two rhino poachers have been eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, the owner of the lodge said.
A ranger taking guests at the Sibuya Game Reserve in the Eastern Cape on a safari drive on Tuesday afternoon discovered human remains close to a pride of lions.
"We suspect two were killed, possibly three," Sibuya owner Nick Fox said.
An axe and three pairs of shoes and gloves were found later when police and an anti-poaching unit arrived.
The lions had been heard making a commotion in the early hours of Monday.
"We thought they must have been rhino poachers but the axe confirmed it," Mr Fox said.
"They use the rifle to shoot the animal and the axe to remove the horn."
Score one for the lions!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... yeah, I can be heartless (that's a gruesome, terrifying way to die) but... I can't help thinking, Karma's a bitch... and hopefully tasty....
For those who like white meat!
I guess it just never crosses the minds of poachers or those paying them - so assholes, what are you going to do when you kill that last rhino?!