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Cowboy   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-11 by WALTER784; 65 views.

From: WALTER784



A cowboy walked into a drug store in Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there was no males employed there.  She then asked if she  could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.  

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When  she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."