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Going to the dentist   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-22 by WALTER784; 66 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-22

Going to the dentist

A man goes to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection", the patient says, "I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

FWIW

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