Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
Oh, that's lovely!!
Speaking of cows...
a bat that has broken British records by flying more than 1,200 miles from London to Russia.
It's thought the journey by the Nathusius pipistrelle - which weighed just 8g - may be longest bat migration ever undertaken globally.
Sadly its epic flight ended in the jaws of cat and the poor bat died from its injuries.