Confused malcontents swilling Chardonnay while awaiting the Zombie Apocalypse.
I also wake up with great ideas on how to stir and wind people up. If necessary, I make notes on my White skin using my collection of reliable Papermate pens. I carry a Papermate pen everywhere. I sleep easily without noticing the tick-tock second-hand on the clock which annoys my wife.
Works for me.