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Beer and Bread - Confusing   Assorted slapstick

Started 6/26/19 by NelleyPen; 806 views.
NelleyPen

From: NelleyPen

6/26/19

Aren't beer and bread the same?

- Wife says to husband: 

"After your tough workout please don't forget to bring a loaf of bread home from the Italian bakery store near the gym." 

Confused as always; he comes home with beer instead of bread.

Irritated wife asks him: 

"How did you get from bread to a six pack?" 

Confused he tries to relate beer to bread, he replies: 

"Well, I don't know, they both have yeast in the recipe and both stores are Italian."

 joy

EagleWin9

From: EagleWin9

6/26/19

You can bake bread with beer - using its yeast?

laughing

ChapCavi

From: ChapCavi

6/27/19

Gosh!!  joy

Isn't beer better than just plain Italian bread?

Tittah

From: Tittah

6/27/19

Some men don't pay attention he heard the word 'Italian' and that's about something he needs -  to quench his thirst!

         weary

Fella13

From: Fella13

6/27/19

[Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

[A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

cry

Lana (Redneckbab1)

From: Lana (Redneckbab1)

6/29/19

Bud Light is the worst light beer... you will still retain an original IQ - IF EVER!  sweat_smile

Lana (Redneckbab1)

From: Lana (Redneckbab1)

6/29/19

The wife should have said:

"repeat after me and keep saying it until you get to the Italian BAKERY as you reach your way back home!"

laughing

Samurai (BushMesh)

From: Samurai (BushMesh)

6/29/19

joy  laughing 

Are you talking about me?

I'm that forgetful too!  grin

fabul0us

From: fabul0us

6/30/19

laughing

He likes the beer more than the Italian sandwich break!

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thescoobs

From: thescoobs

6/30/19

He could keep to Italian,

go to his local supermarket,

get a loaf of Italian bread,

buy a bottle of fine wine

and share.

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