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- Wife says to husband:
"After your tough workout please don't forget to bring a loaf of bread home from the Italian bakery store near the gym."
Confused as always; he comes home with beer instead of bread.
Irritated wife asks him:
"How did you get from bread to a six pack?"
Confused he tries to relate beer to bread, he replies:
"Well, I don't know, they both have yeast in the recipe and both stores are Italian."
You can bake bread with beer - using its yeast?
Isn't beer better than just plain Italian bread?
Some men don't pay attention he heard the word 'Italian' and that's about something he needs - to quench his thirst!
[Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
[A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Bud Light is the worst light beer... you will still retain an original IQ - IF EVER!
The wife should have said:
"repeat after me and keep saying it until you get to the Italian BAKERY as you reach your way back home!"
Are you talking about me?
I'm that forgetful too!
He likes the beer more than the Italian sandwich break!