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Started Sep-27 by Dudish; 321 views.
Dudish

From: Dudish

Sep-27

Guys, I need help with a good recipe that will make my guests never come to visit again.

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WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Oct-3

LOL... then you need to open this up and serve it while they're there:

Surströmming

FWIW

Dudish
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From: Dudish

Oct-3

 This is good stuff. What else you got?

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WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Oct-3

I'm not sure... it was totally unprepared. 

When you asked >>>make my guests never come<<< that was the first thing that came to my mind and so I searched it and found what I posted. LOL

There are others too about it.

FWIW

 

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WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Oct-3

And then, there is the proper way to eat Surstromming!

Never open it up indoors. Open it up outside away from others. 

The can is under pressure so the first hole you puncture in the can, it will spray out the smelly stuff so place something over the can before you puncture the first cut.

Once pressure has been relieved from inside of the can you can continue to open up the can.

Then you pour the juicy liquid out (away from others)... that's the smelliest stuff. 

Finally, you don't eat the Surstromming whole (as they are canned) because they have the skin and innards on/in them. So, remove the innards and skin. 

Finally, you need to have some special bread (similar to Indian nan bread) with butter on it.

Once the bread is buttered and the fish skinned and gutted, you place the fish on the bread with diced onions, tomatoes, potatoes and some cream cheese or sour cream cheese and roll it all in the bread like a burrito and then eat it.

Some people don't roll it up in the bread but that's the easiest way to eat it.

FWIW

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